Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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