I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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