Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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