i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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