Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
