matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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