Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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