David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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