He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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