btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she smelled like a LAN party
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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