Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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