Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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