oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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