I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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