yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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