She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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