I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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