This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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