highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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