so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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