why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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