You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Randomize
