vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Randomize
