my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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