Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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