The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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