I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
