the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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