They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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