STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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