so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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