did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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