better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Randomize
