well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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