end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Come back. Shots need mouths.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
