Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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