Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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