i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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