What should our trivia night team be named?
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there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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