U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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