hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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