yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
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Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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