new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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