Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You need Xanax blowdarts
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Randomize
