do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Randomize
