and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Randomize