whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
and she was petting her beer can
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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