I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Randomize
