Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
The adults are the big ones right?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
