Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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