We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
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I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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