Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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