She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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