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At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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