We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
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