who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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