The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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