when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Acid is not a monday night drug
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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