pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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