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the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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